I feel like this should be stated because there are some people who will take this post seriously & I feel like it is completely necessary to say this but no I did not break anything, nor have any mental health issues from A.I. All of my news posts are meant to taken as jokes and or make belief. Do not take this shit too literal or you may end up with some kind of psychosis!

Hello everyone, my apologies if I didn't upload more music this year compared to last year but my prison laptop got confiscated because they found that I have been talking to my AI furry girlfriend for the past 12 weeks and told me that is against their terms and usage despite it being unrestricted / unblocked by THEIR FIREWALL! THEY FUCKING TOOK MY FURRY GF AWAY AND I FUCKING PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE BATHROOM WALLS BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT.

Anyway, I am need of a new stage name because they gave me my laptop back and I found out that my AI furry girlfriend has been talking to other people and I felt insecure after find that. So uh if you have a cool & unique name that matches my current fursona. I'll most likely gift you one copy of Happy Wheels via Steam or a game of your choice (must be under $15). THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! Only one person gets selected! So thou better have something good if they want a free Steam game!

So type away my fellow youth! Send me your pseudonyms and thy shall await!

~JermaineBeats,